Previously on lipstick jungle...
Excuse me, i'm so sorry to interrupt.
Megan is one of my most promising grad students when she get at least teo hours of sleep at night You know you are one lucky woman
You know that, right?
What do you know exactly about this new investor of yours? I know his check's clear.
How long are you going to be away? Not long.
Not long is still too long. Why don't you come with me?
He didn't buy your company. How do you know?
Because I did.
Just sell my company. Just sell victory ford.
I will...
In time.
Really?
'Cause i'm thinkin' 9:00 a.m. tomorrow morning works for me.
So what brings you to scotland?
Work.
How 'bout you?
A beautiful woman.
In fact, i'm waiting for her now.
Hi.Hey.
Yes. I am a terrible person. Is that what you wanna hear?
I found out you lied to me all this time, cheating on your husband.
So i'm sorry i'm not throwing my arms around you in support.
All right, mother superior, you made your point.
Thank god you're not a mother.
What kind of dad issues would those poor kids be growing up with?
The thing i said to you in the hotel...
Maybe you can forget it.
Tell me how.
We should have lunch more often.
Maybe next time you'll even give me something to eat.
Don't get it.
Hey, come on.
I have to.
It's the office.
Stop it.
Stop.I cannot take another shower.
Hey, Marva, what's up?
Hey, maybelline wants to move up the call for next year's ad budget.
Kelly and chris parker invited you to their hotel to watch the knicks game Really?
I guess it's a thank you for putting them on the cover.
That's really sweet of them. Do i have to bring the beer and buffalo wings?
No, they're serving mexican, i can't read the cocktail du jour, because the mail boy dribbled it to my desk.
What, the invitation's on a basketball?
All right, well, tell them i'll try and stop by.
Charles might like a party like that 'cause, you know, he doesn't like to talk to anybody.
All right...
I gotta go.
You are so bad.
That's just creepy.
Do we have a script for losing jack?
It's coming.
Can i get a hard date?
The line producer wants to pull the production trigger.We can't start spending money on a movie when there's no script.
Lorraine lippman is doing the rewrite.
With what, a quill?
Salvador, she comes with an oscar, and Meryl Streep requested her.
And i'm guessing she doesn't play bad cop with her favorite writer.
Probably not, but if she does, it's with an impeccable irish accent.
Taylor's teacher called. He needs to reschedule the conference.
Well, move whatever you have to.
You wanna pawn it off on your husband, or is he still out of town?
I don't pawn things off of my husband. This is me delegating.
Go do something.
All right.
So you'll shoot our oscar-winning writer a kick-in-the-ass email, right?
E-mail?
She's old-school. She doesn't have a computer.
What?
Or voicemail. Her agent contacts her via an answering machine or a Tom-Tom.
Sounds like you'll be paying your favourite writer a social call.
You make it sound like a mafia hit.
Well, don't break her knuckles.
If you're gonna call a staff meeting,os you give a girl a little notice--am i right?
You don't just call and say, "i'm sending a car.
mr.Bennett doesn't seem to be all that concerned with the inconveniences of others. But he is your boss.
I bet he dont call these staff meetings with the other companies he owns.
If you called me to a staff meeting, i'd be obliged to go, wouldn't i?
It's not the same thing.
Joe's just trying to show me that he's in control.
Well, with all due respect, isn't he?
I think by not going, you'd be sending the wrong message.
You are a smart and talented businesswoman.
Your only choice is to go and be tough and stick to your guns.
So in other words, i'm a professional so act like it? You kidding?
You're a professional professional.
Victory ford studio.
He's here.
You better wait for me
Champagne. chocolate? I thought you were sending a car to bring us to a staff meeting.
I assure you, I have every intention of discussing business.
As soon as we get to Milan
What?
The fashion capital of the world.
If you think that i can be won over by chocolate...
I had them flown in from geneva. Hazelnut truffles. Those are your favorite, aren't they?
Why can't you just admit that you missed me?
Because, joe, i alrey told you; as long as you're my boss, there's no point in discussing a romantic relationship.
That leaves us in a bit of a pickle, doesn't it?
Pickles and Truffles.
hmm..
Not sexy.
You know what? Either sell my company or call me when you're ready to have a normal meeting in a real office on this continent.
Come on, isn't this better break-up therapy the sitting home and watching old movis having a three-way with ben & jerry?
Yeah, but you know who would really enjoy this?
Wendy.
Come on, she used to play varsity basketball.
At least i think she did.
Let's call her.
Come on.I know that you mean well-- hey, ladies, how are you enjoying the game?
Great.Very, very good.
Listen, this is kelly and parks.
These beautiful faces are gonna grace the cover of bonfire.
And this is my very talented friend victory ford.
Oh, we know who you are.
We're big fans.
This is gorgeous!
Oh, thank you.
Hey, I'm dry.
You wanna get a drink?
Yeah, go, go, go.
I gotta find charles before he divorces me for talking work at the game, or just talking at all during a game.
Okay.
Okay, have fun.
Th don't even know what game's going on.
And i thought that this was one business perk that you would actually enjoy.
I'm sorry!
It's all right. I have already given up. I'll just catch the highlights when we get home.
Yeah, as soon as we get back from the after-party.
Oh, no, please.It's gonna be a small group.
They're gonna be on my cover.
I just spent 20 minutes talkin' to what's-his-name, parks.
By the way, is he a verb or is he plural?
Honey, you go to the party, all right?
I'm tired.I'm gonna go home, okay?
You sure?Mm-hmm.
Have a good time, all right?
Okay.
Hair stylist did not make you wear macrame.
Parks, am i exaggerating? She looks like she should be hanging from a ceiling holding a fern.
We just did not connect.
Well, i would imagine there's a dozen stylists that would kill to do you guys.
Are you one of them? seriously?
I do not joke about critically important matters like my looks.
Will you do us for the cover shoot?I know it sounds like she's asking, but she's not.
You don't really have a choice.
Well, i'd be honored.
Great.
So that gives us the excuse to hang out together.
Why don't we start with the after-party?
Victory can ride with us.
Great.
Cheers.Cheers.
This beats the hell out of an after-party, right?
I'm on my way.
What. What happened.
Nico.
Hey.
Where are my shoes? Where are my shoes?
What happened? Kirby, just help me find my shoes!
God!
Damn it, where is my other shoe?
It's right here.
Hey, you're scaring me.What happened?
Give it to me!You're freaking me out.
Hey-- let go of me. I gotta go
Talk to me!
Nico What happened!
Nico! My husband had a hearattack.
I'm here. I got the scipt but I gotta go.
I've got taylor on the other line.
Okay, hi, honey.
All right.This is the last time.
On monday, he ate through one apple.
On tuesday, he ate through two pears.
On wednesday-- honey, mama's gotta go, okay?
Brush your teeth and go go to bed. Please tell me that wasn't a business call.
You must be lorraine.
Wendy healy.It is such a pleasure to meet you.
Heels.
Interesting choice.
Come in.
Thank you.
We're so excited about your script.
I can't wait to read it, especially since we start shooting two weeks from monday.
I made my world-famous chicken curry. Oh, i really-- i can't stay.
I say world-famous.Okay, it's hyperbole.
Although Jeremy Irons loves it, and he happens to be from england, so...
i really can't stay.
One scoop or two?
One.
I feel so bad that you went through all this trouble.
Trouble?
Oh, please.What else have i got to do?
You know, it's funny you should mention that.
We're all very anxious to read the script.
And since hugh grant starts another film on the heels of this one,
we can't push the date, or we lose him.You do understand.
Oh, i get it.But first things first.
Red, white, or clear?
Clear.
Excuse me, i'm looking for my husband charles-- chn.
"ryan, stenton, stern." here.We've left several messages for you.
Doctor, this is mr.Stern's wife.
I'm dr.Zess.Come with me.
We tried calling you a few times.
I know, i was-- how--how is he?
Able condition.Your husband suffered a heart attack.
Technically speaking, a myocardial infarction due to left ventricular fibrillation.
How bad is it?
We don't know yet.
We need to run some tests to determine the extent of the damage to the heart tissue, if any.
I've ordered an ekg, cat scan, and cardiac panel.
We'll know a lot more in the morning.He's right through here.
Oh, my god, charles.
Hey.
There ya are.
Did you have fun tonight?
How are you feeling mr.Stern?
Clearly he thinks I'm the one loosing his hearing while some dept schmuck down the hall's hooked up to a heart monitor.
I keep telling him I'm fine but I'm getting the impresion it's the wrong answer.
We're just gonna have to borrow him for a couple more hours.
If you wanna wait outside, that'd be great.
I'll be right there, okay?
Okay, one more drink, but then that is it.
Oh, please, the night is still a puppy!
To our new business relationship.
Ah, of all the bosses I have had recently, you two are definitely my favorite ones.
Niko?Hi.
What's wrong?
I-i'll be-- i'll be right there.
Oh, that's me and husband number two on location in nicaragua.
Dull as dishwater, but a great body.
Sandinistas held up production.
I wrote a novel, and he snorted coked off a village girl's ass.
Okay.Back to the script.
So what have you done with the movie's love story?
Oh, i am so tempted to tell you, but i think it would be better if you read it for yourself.
I'll read it tonight.
You're the head of the studio.
I can't exactly get away with keeping it from you, now, can i?
You have had quite a life.
Thank you for sharing it with me. It's just good fortune.
And as my mother used to say, When fortune knocks, offer her a chair. Good night.
What'd you steal? Can you believe it? I left without the script.
Look, don't worry.
Just have one or two more scenes to tweak, and then it will be perfect.
I would feel a lot better if i had some pages.
You know, i'm a great sounding board if you wanna run something by me.
Okay!I will.
Good night.
You have until tomorrow afternoon, but that is it.
Nico.
Tell me.
They're running some tests.
he's gonna be okay.
he has to be.
I'm not so sure.
Sweetie?
i know that things are crazy scary right now
, but we're gonna be on the other side of this pretty soon.
Okay, do you want some coffee or something?
I can go get us something. - Vic Vic
I wasn't with him.
Charles. I wasn't with him.
He tried calling me, and the hospital called several times. And i was with kirby.
I just kept thinking, "what if charles
what if charles hadn't been able to call the ambulance
and he ended up dying alone, and i was with kirby?" okay, stop it.
Don't do that.
Who cares what you didn't do, could have done, or shoulda done?
It's what you do now and from now on that really matters.
Bottom line, we're ready to go as soon as we have a script.
Now we do have a script, right?
On its way, i gave her one more day to finish.
It'll be fine. Trust me.
Do we start production or not?
Because the train needs to leave the station by... now!
If it doesn't we loose Hugh Grant, crew and a million dollar tax credit for shooting in calgary.
I get it. We lose everything.
Thank you, josh.
So what do you think?
Do we go for it?
It were up to me, i would have fired lorraine lippman, okay?
Meryl or no meryl.
Oscar or no oscar.
Haven't you learned? The most talanted ones are always the most difficult.
Figuring out how to hold their hand without squeezing too tight. That's our job.
Yes or no, wendy?
And just so you know, you can't uncrack this egg.
What the hell, pull the trigger.Crack the egg.
Leave the station.
That means we go.
I'm sorry.
I would have gotten these books to you sooner but with my friend at the hospital-- oh, stop.Don't even think about it.
We've got plenty of time.
Sorry you have to deal with our photo shoot crap.
Oh, please.
I could use a distraction.
So how was the rest of the party last night?Was it fun?
Woulda been more fun if you'd been there.Your new crush was asking after you.
Oh, god, no.It was hardly a crush, please.
What's the matter, not your type?
I don't know.
I think it'd be a lot of pressure dating a beatle.
Um, this'll just take a minute.Sorry.
Th clients right now.So is there something specific you need?
Wow, all busines fair enough.
What are we doing about boots?
We aren't doing anything.
Hey, um, parks, why don't you guys just go start trying things on back there, and the racks are marked.
And then i'll be in in a minute.
I read somewhere that boots are gonna be very big this fall.
The guy with a closet full of identical black suits is now tracking fashion trends.
I'm sorry, i need to get back to my clients.
Love the focus. Who are they?
I don't think it's any of your business.
You're meeting clients I think i deserve to know.
Joe, you may own my company, but you don't own me.
You're right. But you think it's fair to be using business hours for yor side projects?
I don't know.
Why don't you tell me what my hours are?Better yet, why don't i start punching a time clock?
That can be arranged.
Ellen, let's get victory a time clock.
You know what, let me do my work, and you...
Go buy a country.
I'm sorry about that.
Where did kelly go? Out for smokes.
why do they always cut men's dress trousers for basketball players?
Wish fulfillment.
You know, most guys wish they were bigger than they are.
I don't.
So did you always know that you wanted wanted to be a hockey player? Didn't you always know that you wanted wanted to be a fashion designer?
when i was five, i had my mother restitch my baby blanket to match my bedding.
I slept with my hockey stick in my bet til I was 10. Well, this looks like a 34.Does that sound right?
Perfect.
What do you think?
Why would you order chicken stew in a hospital?That's crazy.
There's only two choices for cardiac patients-- low fat stew or cardboard.
Jeez, this bed is hard.
You're so grouchy.
I like it.
Means you're getting your fight back.
This thing is stuck on a channel that keeps showing a program called hey paula.
Shoulda just let me die.
Don't say that.
Don't go soft on me, nicky,
or i will think I'm dying
look, I'll go get you the times and the new yorker, and i'll call columbia and
ask patty to send over whatever work you need.
There's one nice thing about being here.
Getting to be with you.
Alone together.
Fel ike it's been a while, huh?
Yeah.
All right, i will be back.
I promise.
I love you.
Love you.
Ohh, okay, one word: wow.
Or, um, double wow.
God may not have made them but this dress makes me love them even more.
Oh, honey, you're really worried, aren't you?
You've gotta stay positive.
No, you're right.Thank you.
And nico did say that charles would probably be able to come home tomorrow.
So i don't even know why i'm so worried.
Bere a good friend.
Hmm, i feel like princess di.
Oh, thanks, vic.
I really do value our friendship.
Parks and i both do.
Yeah, he-- yeah, he, um-- i got that from him.
Did he make a pass at you?
Maybe I just misunderstood.
Well, let me take a different approach. More direct so there's no confusion.
I know. Josh!
Before you say a word, please tell me that you are printing out copies or lorraine lippman's script.
No, sorry, lorraine Lorrains's completely M.I.A.
What, no one's heard from her? I've been trying her all day.Her answering machine is full.
It just keeps going, "please try again, good-bye".
Great. She's probably got caller ID and will not pick up the phone.
That woman does not have caller ID. I highly doubt she even has running water.
Do you want me to call the police? 'Cause i read about this woman
who had like a terrarium growing on her flesh 'cause she died and no one found her for days. And days.
okay, stop.
Lorraine.
It's wendy healy.
Oh, i'm glad you called.
Do you think meryl's character would drive a honda or, say, a ford?
I don't know. It would probably depend on her income. Look.
Now listen, wait, where is the script, lorraine?
Oh, you're right.She'd probably want to be seen in a bmw. Thanks!
no, wait, oh!
Josh!
My god, it's like trying to get Maddy to finish her english homework.
Please remind me not to forget to bring her a copy of twelfth tonight.
Don't forget to get her a copy of twelfth tonight.
Oh, and shane was just on phoe. What, why didn't you interrupt me?
You know i've been trying to reach him.He doesn't get a signal up there.
Anyways, so he says he's gonna be an extra day.
Wow, you just spread sunshine.
And you're late to meet victory.
I don't know I think it may have put everything into perspective for her.
I know, she's feeling so guiltly. Maybe this is gonna bring them closer together. God I hope so.
And i do think that i was too hard on her about kirby.
You think?
Well, he was obviously giving her something in her life that she was missing.
Mm-hmm, great sex with a 25-year-old.
Being adored. There's a lot to be said for that.
Oh, keep talking and i may take kelly and parks up on their offers.
I go from dating a billionaire to dating a couple.
Is that a step up or a step down?
I'd say a step out.
You what they say - when fortune knocks offer her a chair.
What is that code for? Has someone offered you a chair I don't know about?
You know me better than that. I have played it way too safe my whole life to report girl on girl action.
Except for that mini-girl crush freshmen year.
Katiya.
She was from Prague.
So this katiya chick was pretty hot, huh?
Miss reilly.
Hi.
I'm one of professor stern's students.
We met a few weeks ago over at the diner.
Oh, right, right.
Um, i was just up at his office, and patty was gonna bring his things down.
Can i see him?
It's family only right now.
We're not gonna lose him are we?
No, he's doing better.
Oh, thank god.
What was your name again, so i can give charles your regards?
It's megan. Albright. Oh
i'll tell charles you stopped by. Please.
It was good to see you again.
Yeah, you too.
Thank you.
Thanks for everything...
it can mean many different things, okay? Maybe he gave her an extension.
Ba-da-bum.
Funny. Okay, stop it.
That is not what i meant.
She's probably just a student with a harmless crush on her professor.
I was just a student with a harmless crush on my professor, and i ended up marrying him.
That is true.Can we just drop it?Look, new topic.
I hate hospitals.Oh, me too.
You guys promise me one thing-- if i'm ever incapacitated, one of you will be my plucker.
I'm afraid to ask.
Well, you're in a coma. Not a lot of grooming happens.
well while trying to save your life and all i'm just saying i don't wanna wake up looking lime tom selleck.
So i give you both permission to pluck, bleach, wax, whatever necessary.
Is that like power of attorney?
Yeah, it's power of plucking.
Hey, what?
All right, look.
Look, just look.
I saw it. What? It says, "miss you".
is he sleeping with this girl? Maybe i started cheating 'cause he was cheating, and i--
nico, nico. Stop. maybe, maybe not.
The real question is - what are you prepared to do about it?
Hello?
Oh, uh, hi. I just used the card key that you left.
I hope that's okay.
Sure.
Sure. Come on in.
We were just talking about you. Oh, i thought i felt my ears burning.
Just your ears?
Thank you.
You're just playing some dominoes?
I see old guys playing that in the park.
Un yeah, well, this is called "mexican train".
We playes it once at penelope's, but i think we got it all wrong.
I don't think you can get dominoes wrong.
Isn't she sweet?
Like blueberry pie.
So i think we should probably go over the wardrobe choices for tomorrow.
Sure. You're the boss after all
Hey, um, we've actually got a favor to ask you.
It's actually more for kelly than for me.
Okay, sure, sure.
Anything.
I was wondering if, um, if you would come down to the shoot with me tomorrow.
I mean, i know you've already done so much and you're probably really busy, but -- the bonfire shoot.
Yes, of course.
Well, before we forget what does everyone want for breakfast?
You are staying?
Lorraine, it's wonderful.
I don't understand what the problem is.Why haven't you finished writing the last few scenes?
Because i am too old or too tired.
How could you be tired?
Or old?You are not old.
And you're not a good enough liar to get away with that.
Don't play poker.
And if you do, let me play.
I could use the cash.
I don't understand what any of this has to do with the script.
Sweetheart, i am yesterday's news.
Thethat this a very good chance that this is the last thing I'll ever be hired to write.
I doubt that.
Face facts, when i type, "fade out, The end."
I fade out. The end.
I might as well have an expiration date stamped on me because that is how I feel.
Well, let me tell you what I tell my kids.
You know the difference between fact and feeling -- you may feel it's over, but the fact is life is short.
Talent is undeniable. You keep putting your talent on paper and no one's gonna give a damn who wrote it,
or how old you are, or what you look like.
That's very eloquent. But be so naive.
This is a youth-obsessed business.
There isn't a writer over 40 who isn't scared to death that a 20-year-old is gonna take his job.
Well, you know what?
Not today.
What?
Putting my money where my mouth is.
"blind script deal upon completion of script."
You are very brave, miss healy.
Now you have no excuse.
Come on.
Let's do this.
I'll type.
Oh, you type.
Oh, I'm sorry. just give me two seconds
maddie?
ho-- honey.
Y-yes. I know, i know. okay. all right. Taylor will fall back asleep.
Just put some music on and rub his back.
Mrs.Ross is on her way.
I'm gonna be late tonight.
Honey, let me.
What are you doing?
What? You're doing it again. You do this every time. You always hog the girl.
"the girl"?
You guys have done this before?
Yeah.
It's supposed to help with the relationship.Don't you put this on me.
Look, sweetie, i don't think it's gonna work tonight.I think maybe you should go.
What?No.Look, if anybody should be going, it's you.Victory, come here.
What?No, no.
Just stop.
As much as i like being fought over, i am going to go.
Thanks.
Look, i'm sorry.I did not want it to be like this.
Me neither.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Sorry, i wish i had more to offer than old chinese food.
No, i'm not hungry really. yeah, of course.
This is, um--
this is so, um--
what's going on?
I think charles might be having an affair.
Okay.
so maybe this is the universe's way of telling you you don't have to feel guilty anymore.
You know?
kinda giving us a free pass.
If that's still what you want.
I just--i--
i just want my marriage back.
I'm sorry.
I did it.
What?
And it's good.
And i never say that about my work.
Oh, can you come over every time i need to write?
Hell, why don't you just move in?
How great would that be, huh? Have you around all the time.
Get some rest. Oh, you go home.
I can't. I've got two quick stops to make.
But then...
I'm turning this into production.
You are amazing.
Back at ya.
Thank you.
hello?
You're sleeping.
No, i'm awake.
What's going on?
I owe you an apology for yesterday.
I was a little -- petulant? Indignate? Humorless?
Wow, easy, boy.
It's allright.
You're still my favorite employee.
I want you back in my life.
I don't wanna walk around hurt and angry, and just someone i'm not.
And it doesn't mean that I don't wanna discuss raincoats with you. I do - If you're
- if you're open to it.
Can i just come over?
Like now?
Who is it?
Listen, can we talk about this in a couple hours?
Oh, god, you, um-- you're not alone, are you?
I mean, just-- don't answer that.
I'll call you back, all right?
Yeah, later. Or not, or whatever.
One sugar.
Thanks.
Are you still wearing the same clothes as yesterday?
You would notice.
I just spent my first all-nighter since college.
You know what, it's a lot easier when you're 20.
Yeah.
What isn't?
How's he doing?
He's good.
I brought him breakfast this morning. Fat-free, cholesterol-free.Flavor-free.
Poor charles.
I broke it off with kirby.
Are you okay?
No, not really.
I know it's the right decision in my heart.
It's just-- i missed you.
Me too.
Have you been to bed yet?
God, i'm glad you're here. Rough night?
Yeah. yeah...
and then no, and then-- and then yes again, and then-- God, whatever.I'm hungry.
How 'bout we play hooky today?
that's the best idea i've heard all week
you just sit.
I'll make you some breakfast.